[‘o] Is That an Asteroid in Your Pants?

Or a Millipede in your pocket? The innuendo just keeps coming thanks to these tiny Atari controller keychains that, through the magic of electronics, is also a fully playable emulator! Video cables attach to a ridiculously small port on the mini controller and then into the TV. There are two variations of the joystick and one with the Paddle that includes Pong, Breakout, and Warlords. Twenty bucks is a little steep for games I’ve played a million times over and the controller feels a little too flimsy to wrecklessly jam into my pocket all day. Maybe if they hit Big Lots at a discount.