Chromehounds Guide is Really just lonely

Book: YOU NEED THIS GUIDE!
Me: I don’t own this game.
Book: YOU (still) NEED THIS GUIDE!
Me: I don’t own a 360!

Book: YOU NEED THIS GUIDE!!!
Me: *Buys it*

No, I didn’t actually buy it but I’m sure it works on a lot of people. This is the lamest kind of advertising, like when Nintendo was putting “Best Seller” stickers on games as they were released. If the internet has taught me one thing over the years it’s to question everything, even in the face of irrefutable proof.