The Philips CD-i Infomercial Harkens back to a Simpler Day

Crank up your speakers (seriously, the audio is super low), pop up some Jiffy-Pop, grab a Crystal Pepsi and enjoy ten minutes of full on 90’s infomercial cheese! It may be sad that I recorded this, held onto it, and went to the trouble to capture it and upload it, but not nearly as sad as the fact that it was ever made in the first place. Average every-man Phil (teehee) happens upon The Great Wall and his freaky assistant, Help, who proceed to show him why he desperately needs a $500 Philips CD-i. And it wouldn’t be complete without some honest-to-god testimonials from average Americans just. like. you! Now, Interact and enjoy.