Win a New Layer of Fat — err — a Wii at Wendy’s!

It’s a good thing we just bought a Wii because the promise of winning one would surely have driven me to the Wendy’s conveniently located across the street from work every day for a chance to win triple bypass surgery one. Between now and July 31st, each $1.99 Frosty Float you buy comes with a cup code to enter online. Plug in up to five codes a day (good lord, tubby!) for a chance to win one of 800 Wii systems, 800 Wii games, or 800 Wii Points Cards worth 2,000 Points.

Those of you not interested in sucking down another 400 calories a day just to get a code can thankfully enter for free online. You only get one online entry a day but with 2,400 prizes for the entire country it’s probably better to put as little time, money, effort and fat into this one.

That said, we’re totally going to team up on a Diet Coke Frosty Float (estimated calories per sucker: 150) sometime this week. It allegedly is not as sinfully delicious as it sounds.