Sleaze-chievements

This whole Xbox Rewards program got me thinking up new Achievements. I may be wrong but I could’ve sworn someone at some point said it was possible to give out Achievements from the dashboard (i.e. doing stuff other than playing games). Here’s just a few of the sleazy marketing gimmicks I could come up with:

Movie Fan
Has watched at least five movies (this one could come in 10,20,50,100, even 1,000 movie varieties)

HD Inductee
Has attached and watched more than five movies with the HD-DVD Player (same expandability as above)

Party Guy
Has linked four controllers to the Xbox 360

Our Favorite Gamer
Has linked four controllers, four wireless headsets, an HD-DVD Player, the Universal Media Remote, and Wireless Network Adapter

Got any others?