Strawberry Shortcake DDR: It’s Over

I don’t care how great DDR Universe turns out to be, I don’t think I can forget about this nightmare of cross branding anytime soon.

“A new Plug’N’Play product that connects directly into a TV without a separate console, Strawberry Shortcake Dance Dance Revolution combines the high-energy dance gameplay of Konami’s hit Dance Dance Revolution video game franchise with Strawberry Shortcake characters and music.”

“Featured characters include Strawberry Shortcake, Blueberry Muffin, Raspberry Torte, Lemon Meringue and Rainbow Sherbet dancing along with themed music such as “Straw-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Berry Shortcake” and nine other songs. The game features multiple difficulty settings that make it easy for players of all ages to enjoy, and as an added bonus, strawberry-scented stickers are included free inside the box.”

Oh good, scented stickers. The $30 bundle is available starting today at retailers nationwide. Don’t tell your kids.