More Metal Gear Solid 4 Madness

Ok, ok. I’m a Metal Gear fan so I take it in stride when Kojima has Snake camouflage himself as a statue and grab onto a sculpture’s wiener and wiggle his pants-on-too-tight 60-year-old ass across the ground. I can even accept the fight between Vamp and Raiden where the two end up soldering themselves together because the fighting is so incredible. But the last thing I needed was to see Snake toss aside a soldier who’s… ummm… relieved himself in his pants. Foxdie is a terrible curse to bear indeed.

Having seen all this bizarreness from only two clips I can only shudder in fear for what’s ahead in the full game.