Japanese Game Models Give Me a Stupid Idea

Konami’s model girls take a break from promoting the Japanese release of Contra 4 to play Contra 4 Face Training. Yeah it’s pretty sexist how they doll up models for game releases in Japan but at least there’s some kind of celebration. Here we just get ugly box art sitting on store shelves with neon pink ‘New Release’ stickers and store clerks that claim to have already beaten the game. I think game companies or even game stores should pay fans to cosplay for new game releases. It doesn’t matter if you’ve never played Ninja Reflex, your black-clothed presence and Ask-A-Ninja attitude will make the game’s release a memorable event. So, who’s in? I call Myst DS! I’m gonna dress up like a logic puzzle!