Parameters: an RPG in microcosm

Maybe you played NEKOGAMES‘ Parameters today, the Flash game that boils down the RPG genre into a single screen of level-grinding, boss-dueling spreadsheet “action”. Maybe you did it real fast and posted your top time to Twitter. Me? I hit 99:99:99 on the counter before I managed to get halfway through but I stubbornly stuck with it to 100% completion. Above (and if you click through) you can see my final stats and all blocks uncovered. I guess that’s technically a spoiler but I’ll let it slide since you can practically see all of the game as soon as you start and the surprises aren’t really visible here.