Photo Post: DDR in Greeting Card Form

Congratulations Konami, DDR has been fully integrated into the American pop culture psyche. It’s now even imitated on graduation cards. I think another cheesy card could go something like this:

Front: dollar signs in place of DDR’s arrows on a mock-up game screen

Inside: ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR COMBO! Congratulations! Here’s *amount enclosed* to help you out since you wasted your college years dancing like a fool instead of learning. Love *name of relative*.