Achieving: Nothing
It’s been very nearly four years since we bought Bejeweled 2 in the infantile days of Xbox Live Arcade and in all that time neither Katy or I have ever come close to getting even a single Achievement! This stings even more since that guy just recently “beat” the game. If only there were system-wide Achievements for underachieving.
Achieving: Tales of Pointless Self Reward in Games retold in brief posts whenever we feel like it.