Something is Just not Right Here

It may work for the iPod, the DS, your phone, clothes before Labor Day, rock salt, the Wii, mayonnaise, the Xbox 360, Macs, and caucasians but white is just not a pretty color on the PlayStation 3. Granted, it’ll show less dust and fingerprints but it just looks to scream “Hey 2006, here I come!”. Now pearlescent, that’d be nice.